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chasmofsarcasm:

how to tell if someone is really bisexual:

  • if a true bisexual utters their name backwards, it will send them back to their home dimension for a minimum of 90 days. 
  • fire type bisexuals will always be able to learn the move solarbeam, unless they are flareon. 
  • biologically, bisexuals are incapable of going down stairs.
  • some bisexuals are unable to cast a shadow, though this is currently up for debate

can we talk about brendon urie’s hipbones


folieadeuxme:

take a moment and appreciate his hip bones


45oz:

six selfies

cheezetits:

the only real downside of being a virgin is that u can literally be used as a blood sacrifice at any given moment


tylerjosephest:

at joshua dun

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

actualdemon:

My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

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